I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?