I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.