If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.

Clones are people two.

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly], and says, "Here, you can go"

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick