When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.
I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.