Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.