I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.