Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.

It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.

I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.