Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.

When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'

I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.