Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.

You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

I had amnesia once or twice.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.