I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.

I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.