I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick