I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

I can't stop thinking like this.

The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."