I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.

Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.