I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.

I was an only child, eventually.