I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.

I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.

Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal... 'Oh, no, here comes the bus. Where am I gonna sit on the bus?'

When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.

I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?