I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'