Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Day One: Still tired from the move.
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal.
I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.