You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.