The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.