I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.
I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?