I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word โlispโ to have an โsโ in it?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?