I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.

always remember your unique, just like everone else

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?