Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?