One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.