Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.

What's another word for Thesaurus?