If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone elseโs property.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I donโt know how I got there.
I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building...I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happened and one turns to the other and says, "See, that's how it's done."