If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
Steven WrightThe other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven WrightI went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.
Steven Wright