Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.

I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.

Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.