I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.
Steven WrightI've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now.
Steven Wright