I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.