I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.

Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.

I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."

Do you have any toy train schedules?

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.