George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.

Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?