George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.

My father was a small claims court jester.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.