I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.