Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

How can there be self-help groups?

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?