How can there be self-help groups?
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.