I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.