Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
I just lost a buttonhole.
I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.