At one point he decided enough was enough.

Do you have any toy train schedules?

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.