After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.