Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!