I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.