My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.

The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it.

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.

Is 'tired old cliché' one?