My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.

How can there be self-help groups?

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.