My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.

My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about.

If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.