I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Do you have any toy train schedules?

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.