I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.

I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?