If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.