In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

How can there be self-help groups?

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. [slow glance upward]