My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

I was skydiving horizontally.