My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.

I washed mud off of mud.

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.