If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?
When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.