Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
The sky already fell. Now what?
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.