If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.

I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?