If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.