If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?