If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.

Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.