If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.

I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.