Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in an abstract perspective. But then, the world is basically insane - and it's trying to pass itself off as being a sane place. I show it for what it is.
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.