The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.