I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IVโs as '4's'?
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobodyโs perfect so I stopped practicing.
Why isnโt the word โphoneticallyโ spelled with an โfโ?
I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'