Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?

It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.