Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm seeing it like I'm 4.

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

The sky already fell. Now what?