My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.
Iām so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese