I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.

You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think?

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.