I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.