I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.

My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

At one point he decided enough was enough.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.