If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.