What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.