Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.