Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
My father was a small claims court jester.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.