How do you get off a non-stop flight?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.