I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.
Half the people you know are below average.
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.
I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?