99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
Because I don't believe everything I read.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."