I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.

I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.