I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.

I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.

In hindsight, I realized I could see into the future. Which is kind of like having premonitions of flashbacks.