All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.