I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.

I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?