I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.

My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.