I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.