Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.