A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.
Steven WrightI was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.
Steven WrightMy friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.
Steven Wright