I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.