If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Clones are people two.
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".