Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.