When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.

Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.

I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.