I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.