Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
Steven WrightI'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road. There's this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don't know anything about me.
Steven WrightWhen I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
Steven Wright