I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road. There's this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don't know anything about me.
I washed mud off of mud.
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?