Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.