Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?