Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

Is 'tired old cliché' one?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.