When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.
Half the people you know are below average.