Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.