I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
Why doesnโt the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?