Is 'tired old cliché' one?

I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick

It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'

I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."

Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!