Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?