I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.
Half the people you know are below average.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?