I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm seeing it like I'm 4.
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.