I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.