How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.
I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.