If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
The speed of time is one second per second.
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.