Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.
In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.