I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about.

The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.