I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?