I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
Do fish get cramps after eating?
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.
I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end.